elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

#RAGE POUT

i just watched this episode for the first time and as soon as i screamed RAGE POUT at the screen at this exact moment because of this post

Oh my… They are both awesome… I prefer writing Xephos, but Honeydew is fun, I can’t decide!

1) Sjips [10]

2) Honeyphos [9.99]

3) stlw [9.98]

4) lividxephos [9.97]

5) Zoethian [9.96]

Slight difference between liking them. [scaling 1-10 by the way]

Sjips all the way

asdfghjkl!!

AH!

deanplease:

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

lakidaa:

drparisa:

people who like my OCs

people who know who my OCs are

idiotsonfb:

I’m not sure Stephen really gets it.

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

demented-zone:

wicked-transparency:

the white is transparent

On black blogs it’s awesome

drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully. 

remanth:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

This sounds like a Supernatural episode with Gabriel as the culprit.

miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god:

gaytectives:

theimpalaismyhome:

gingerjonasbrother:

my favorite thing about hiatuses is the way the fans go a bit dormant, and hide under mountains of fics and rewatches and other shows

but then something happens, filming starts, and suddenly

# WE AREN’T FANGIRLS # WE’RE FANDRAGONS

what happened to the sherlock fandom and why didn’t we go dormant we’ve just been sitting here losing our minds

Dormancy is boring